HILARIOUS!! Kody Brown says he would NEVER ALLOW Robyn to Compete on Special Forces

When it comes to shocking Sister Wives headlines, this one takes the cake—and then some. Kody Brown, the controversial patriarch of TLC’s long-running reality saga, is once again making waves with his latest remarks. This time, the drama isn’t coming from family feuds, broken marriages, or fiery reunion specials. No, it’s coming from Kody himself, running his mouth about a whole different show: Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test. And fans? They are rolling on the floor laughing.

Recently, Kody revealed that he would never, under any circumstances, allow Robyn Brown—his last remaining wife—to compete on the grueling reality series. His reasoning? According to him, Robyn is simply “too tender, too shy, and too pretty” to even consider taking part. Cue the collective eye roll from the fanbase. Tender? Shy? Pretty? Fans weren’t buying it for a second, and the internet lit up with reactions ranging from pure disbelief to absolute hilarity.

Now, let’s set the stage. Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test is not for the faint of heart. Contestants are thrown into military-style training, facing brutal physical and mental challenges that push them to the brink. Athletes, celebrities, and reality stars sign up knowing they’ll be humiliated, broken down, and tested in every possible way. So naturally, when fans learned that Kody would be among the cast for season 4, jaws dropped. Wasn’t this the same guy who spent most of the last decade avoiding responsibility and blaming everyone else for the crumbling of his plural family? And now he’s volunteering for Special Forces? The irony was almost too much to handle.

But the bigger punchline came when Kody started running press interviews ahead of the premiere. Instead of hyping himself up as the new action hero, he pivoted into talking about Robyn—and how he would never, ever let her compete. “I would never want to put her through this,” he explained to Entertainment Tonight. “She’s a tender person. She’s a great mother, but she’s not going to be focused on fitness and crazy things like this.”

If you thought that statement would win him brownie points, think again. Fans were quick to remind everyone that for years, Robyn has been painted as “the saintly mother” in Kody’s eyes, while many viewers have watched her helicopter-parent her kids, rely on a nanny, and remain isolated from the rest of the family. “Great mother?” fans scoffed. “Tell that to the 13 stepkids she pushed aside when she came into the picture.” Social media feeds were merciless, mocking Kody for repeating the “great mom” line as if saying it enough times would make it true.

And let’s be honest, the way Kody framed it almost sounded more like he was protecting his own ego rather than Robyn’s feelings. After all, what would happen if Robyn actually did compete and outlasted him? Imagine the scandal: the “tender” wife schooling the macho husband on a battlefield obstacle course. That would be reality TV gold, but Kody clearly isn’t ready for that humiliation.

Of course, it wasn’t just Kody’s words about Robyn that had fans cackling. The man also made it clear that while Robyn wouldn’t be competing, she’d definitely be tuning in to watch him—and maybe not for the reasons he thinks. “Oh, Robyn’s gonna watch,” he said confidently. “She’s intrigued by the experience.” Well, some fans had a different theory: Robyn might be watching more for the presence of certain male athletes, like Johnny Manziel, who’s also on the cast this season. Cue the whispers that Kody should probably be a little nervous.

Meanwhile, the rest of the Sister Wives ex-wives are having a field day. Christine Brown, now happily remarried to David Woolley, confessed that she nearly fell off her chair when she heard about Kody’s new gig. “I was shocked,” she admitted. “I’m like, well, we’ll just see if his skills are as good as his ego.” Classic Christine—quick with a classy comeback that says everything fans are already thinking. Janelle and Meri, on the other hand, reportedly don’t plan on tuning in, and who can blame them? After years of Kody’s gaslighting and favoritism, watching him get barked at by drill sergeants might feel more like a rerun of their marriages than entertainment.

And here’s where it gets even more entertaining: despite all the buzz about Special Forces, Kody tried hard to steer clear of talking about Sister Wives itself during his interviews. When asked if he ever imagined the TLC juggernaut lasting as long as it has since its 2010 debut, Kody awkwardly dodged the question, insisting he wanted to focus on Special Forces instead. But he couldn’t resist slipping in a little plug for the show anyway: “You can watch Sister Wives Sunday night at 9:00 p.m. starting September 28th on TLC.” Fans couldn’t help but laugh—after all these years, he’s still the network’s reluctant show pony, dancing between TLC promos and his own self-image.

But whether he wants to admit it or not, the two shows are colliding in the public eye. On one side, you’ve got Sister Wives season 20, diving deep into Kody’s fractured relationships, half-hearted apologies, and the fallout of three failed marriages. On the other, you’ve got Special Forces, where Kody’s bravado is about to be tested against mud pits, freezing water, and a team of competitors who probably aren’t interested in stroking his ego. For fans, it’s a win-win: either Kody surprises everyone by toughing it out—or, more likely, he gets humbled in spectacular fashion.

And that brings us back to the hilarity of it all. Kody’s statement about Robyn being “too tender” was meant to protect her, but really, it just highlighted his own insecurities. Fans have long accused Kody of putting Robyn on a pedestal while neglecting his other wives and children. Now, he’s literally admitting that he sees her as fragile, delicate, and incapable of handling the same challenges he’s about to face. To some, it sounds less like love and more like control—a way of keeping Robyn dependent on him, the self-proclaimed leader.

But the funniest part? Fans are already making predictions for Special Forces season 4, and the overwhelming expectation is that Kody won’t last long. The idea of him being “knocked out” in the first round has become a running joke across fan groups. As one viewer put it, “We’re not watching to see him win—we’re watching to see him finally get knocked on his butt.”

And maybe that’s the real reason this story is so hilarious. For years, Kody has strutted around like the alpha male of his plural marriage, dictating rules, dismissing concerns, and playing favorites. Now, he’s voluntarily putting himself in a situation where the rules don’t come from him, and the favoritism doesn’t exist. Instead, he’ll be just another contestant—no special treatment, no pedestal, no Robyn hovering at his side. Just Kody versus the mud, the cold, and his own inflated ego.

As both Sister Wives season 20 and Special Forces season 4 prepare to premiere, fans are more than ready. Whether they’re tuning in to watch Kody’s crumbling family drama on TLC or his physical downfall on Fox, one thing’s for sure: the entertainment factor is sky-high. And if you believe the fan chatter online, nobody will be rooting harder for Kody to “get knocked the f out” than the very people who once tuned in every week to watch him play family man.

So buckle up, because this fall, viewers are getting a double dose of Kody Brown—one on the battlefield of reality TV, and the other on the battlefield of his own broken relationships. And somewhere in the middle of all that chaos sits Robyn, the so-called “tender, shy, pretty” wife he insists on shielding from the action. Whether you see that as devotion or delusion, one thing’s clear: Kody’s words have once again turned him into the punchline of his own show.

Special Forces: World’s Toughest Test premieres Thursday, September 25th on Fox. Sister Wives season 20 premieres Sunday, September 28th on TLC. Are you tuning in to watch Kody Brown get humbled, or to see his family saga continue to unravel? Either way, fans agree—it’s going to be hilarious.